Another rich one from The Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:
Police were summoned to an apartment here and found a man unconscious on the floor from an overdose of heroin. Another man was giving him CPR. That man told police that he had just graduated from a drug rehabilitation program and wanted to "celebrate" by shooting heroin with his friend who O.D.
Your tax dollars making a difference.
Whoever exalts himself will be humbled, whoever humbles himself will be exalted - Matthew 23:12