Another rich one from The Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:
Police were summoned to an apartment here and found a man unconscious on the floor from an overdose of heroin. Another man was giving him CPR. That man told police that he had just graduated from a drug rehabilitation program and wanted to "celebrate" by shooting heroin with his friend who O.D.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
