Peter O'Toole has announced he's retiring from acting. Surprisingly, he's only 80. (He looks like the Cryptkeeper.)

Anyway thanks Pete for your wonderful long resume of work. Also thanks for your double phallic-metaphor name, which amused me endlessly back in middle school.

http://news.yahoo.com/peter-otoole-retires-dry-eyed-farewell-171800317.html