It's funny but this past weekend, Tom Cruise's former Scientology auditor predicted boldly that this divorce would be settled rather quickly w/ Holmes getting custody in exchange for issuing a joint statement that Scientology had nothing to do with the divorce. Which made sense since the media pries into this story and the juicy details about the Church and their practices and misdeeds, openly discussing child auditing on Good Morning America. This only hurts the Church and Cruise, and the Church' CEO put the screws on Cruise to settle quietly for Team Xenu's sake. (They're rather close, the CEO was Cruise's best man in his wedding to Holmes.)

And what do you know, they've announced a surprisingly speedy divorce settlement.

I'm not saying the former auditor was right, but it does make you wonder.