You're having yourself quite the night there, klyd! Good for you!

But strawberry? Any kind of ice cream to indulge with, and you pick one made from fruit? Really?

Where's your chocolate-fudge-peanut butter-marshmallow-all-swirled-together kind of ice cream? Now that's indulging!

Edit: you do get a pass because of the rocking combo of cookies and beer. Also, throwing in the greens to add legitimacy to your order reminded me of when I worked at a drug store and young men used to ask for a comb, some lifesavers, condoms, a pack of gum and a chapstick....