Here's another rich one from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:
Police here arrested a 24-year-old male for snatching another guy's cellphone and punching him when he tried to retrieve it. The perp justified the action to police because he said the other guy owed him money for drugs he'd sold him, and the cellphone was "collateral..."
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
