X, you've been like a son to me over the years. I've watched you grow up here on the boards, watched you move out on your own two feet and am proud to know you. With that in mind, I feel obligated to tell you this: wrestling is fake.
LOL
Random Poster:"I'm sorry I didn't go to an Ivy-league school like you"
"Ah I actually I didn't. It's a nickname the feds gave the Genovese Family."
