X, you've been like a son to me over the years. I've watched you grow up here on the boards, watched you move out on your own two feet and am proud to know you. With that in mind, I feel obligated to tell you this: wrestling is fake.
That is a direct quote from former WCW World Heavyweight Champion...David Arquette.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
