The outcome to the Cena/Johnny Ace match couldn't have been any more predictable. It was so predictable, in fact, that I thought MAYBE the WWE creative team would have tried to avoid it. Top that off with Johnny Ace's promo fuck-up last night, and I've been shaking my head ever since.


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis