Barney was in desperate need of some serious psychiatric analysis and medication. In today's world, his Sheriff's Department would be inundated with lawsuits because of him even if he was eventually removed from office by a district judge or the voters.

Barney - the epitome of insecurity and dramatically low-esteem.


"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."