I'm going to my high school's "Winter Ball" next Saturday. It's basically a prom for freshmen and sophomores. The only way an upperclassmen can go is if they go with either a 9th or 10th grader. My school doesn't have many dances, so I decided that I wanted to go. So I got a sophomore football teammate of mine to hook me up with someone in his grade. I met the girl for the first time today. She's good looking, but it doesn't matter because I'm just using her to be able to get in. I'll give her one slow dance and that will be it. My gf and most other seniors are doing the same thing as me.


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