Remember this parody from the Imus morning show back in the '90s?

'I Am Hillary'

(To the tune of "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy)


I am Hillary, hear me roar

I'm more important than Al Gore

I could run this country if I had the chance

Got an office down the hall

Now Bill can't fool around at all

In this White House family I wear the pants

Oh, yes, I'm his wife, but I'm in love with politics

Yes this is the life, I might run in ninety-six

If I want to I will say anything

I'm so strong (strong) I'm un-divorcable (divorcable)

I am Clinton

I am Clinton, I'm un-divorcable

I am Clinton, I am invincible

+ I am Hillary Rodham Clinton


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.