Strange to think that in the not-too-distant future, women may be "evaluating" men not by looking at the size of their hands or feet, but by the brand of their jeans! whistle

So, size matters - pants size, that is!

Signor V.


"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."