I went to visit my youngest daughter yeasterday. She showed me her engagement ring. Wow! I wish I had just one of the diamonds in it. However, she told me that it wasn't an engagement ring; it was an I'll think about getting engaged to you ring. God, if the ring he gave her is any indication, if she actually does get engaged, they'll have to deliver that ring in a truck.


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