The tourist calls over the newbie tour guide (who claims she is a born & bred Italian Brooklyn Girl to the core) he gives her the paper plate with the Spumoni slice and asks her to take it back because there is no cheese on the slice! The kicker - she actually takes it back to the counter and asks them why there is no cheese?!? I'm from Idiotville, Illinois and even I know that L & B puts the cheese on the bottom and tomatoes on top! This "Brooklyn Girl" had no clue! Fuhgettaboudit!
Probably another goober from Oklahoma who watches too much Rachael Ray and fancies herself a "foodie," so she moved to Williamsburg and swears she's a "native."
Pseudo-Gourmands: Gotta love em
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