My bloody lawn mower blew up!!!!! ...and then it sat there smoking like it had just had sex
Time for a new lawn mower i reckon
If I were you, I'd save my money and just wait nine months.
Signor V.
Or buy a couple of goats?
Funnily enough that was my wifes suggestion....after she finished laughing hysterically at the fact that i could have been electrocuted that is......
I always find it funny that our better halves secretly like to see us get physically hurt in some way. Don't get me wrong - I'm not talking about going through the windshield stuff, I mean a good hammer hit to the thumb, stub of a bare toe, finger pinched in something, etc... ladies?
