Like a typical old man, I tend to read the obits and the birth announcements in the local paper. The latter shows the trend for unnmarried people to have kids, and to give them, uh, fanciful names. Today, a rare married couple had their bouncing baby boy shown in the paper. His name: Smokey Bozo Darby. I'm not kidding...


Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.