Originally Posted By: dontomasso
Does Romney like his grits regular or al dente?


Maybe I should be thankful he didn't say this instead: "I like soupbeans! And cornbread! And incest! And going to school barefoot!" Dear lord, we've discovered Addidas decades ago. Maybe he learned a lesson from '08 when Mike Huckabee dinged him for hating to eat fried chicken skin as "southerners" do.*

If he goes to a black neighborhood, will he declare his affinity for them by declaring his love for watermelon?

*=Bullshit. I also refuse to watch NASCAR, aka Not All Southerners Care About Racing. (But I love pro wrestling, I'll admit that redneck stereotype.)

EDIT - Reading up the story behind that "Grits" video, Mittens said "Y'all." If you ever desire a foot up your ass, say that greeting to my face. Nobody around here in East TN says that except in Beverly Hillbillies reruns.

Last edited by ronnierocketAGO; 03/09/12 12:13 PM.