Mitt Romney breezed into Ohio swinging on Super Tuesday with his MVP, Ann, at his side. In a (failed) attempt to honor his wife, Romney announced to the crowd, "I'll introduce to you the heavyweight champion of my life."

Foul! No game rules include referring to your wife's weight. Ever.

"I don't mean weight," Romney fumbled, "She's just a great fighter is what I mean."

Lucky for Romney, Ann is a good sport! "Well, if this goes on my longer, I will be the heavyweight champion," said Ann.