Originally Posted By: Sicilian Babe
My daughter is appearing in her high school's production of "Anything Goes". In one of the numbers, "You're The Top", there's a line "You're the nose on the great Durante," and I asked her if she had any clue what it meant. She had no idea.

My dad loved Jimmy Durante, so that made me a bit sad.


Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are."


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