*ralphie clipping his toenails and hits Janice in the face*
Janice - ewe
Ralphie - what, did you catch some shrapnel
Tony - You think ralph's a little... weird around women ?
Sil - Well Tone, he did beat one to death for.......what was it again?
Tony - All right, obviously you told the cops you don't know who did this?
Vito - I'm upset, but please... I know how to keep my mouth shut
Ralphie - Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around.
what a asshole ...