First of all, who the F says "gals"?? No matter the context, unless you're in a 1940s musical, it's condescending. Secondly, really? Bayer aspirin between the knees in "your day"? You're 52 YEARS OLD! And I'm pretty sure that when you graduated from college in 1980, I'm pretty sure that the whole revolutionary concept of the Pill was over, for the rest of the world, anyway.

All I have to do is remember that this caveman is the author of the "Santorum Amendment" to the No Child Left Behind bill, which advocated teaching intelligent design in schools.