Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, once to hold the bulb and another to spin the ladder.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
