This is a real-life one:

I was waiting in line at a supermarket yesterday, when an older woman ahead of me gave up her place in line to me because her husband was still shopping. The line was long, so in the process of chatting, she told me that she'd been married to him for 61 years.

Then she finally spotted him. "Over here, honey!" she waved to him. I told her I was impressed that, after 61 years of marriage, she still called him "honey."

"After 61 years, I've forgotten his name," she answered.