I'm in South Florida for a couple of weeks. I've found that there are as many nut-cases here as in my home town. This is from yesterday's Miami Herald, reporting on a televised melee among accusers involved in the "toxic tush case, in which women were injected with a nearly lethal concoction of household chemicals to enhance their derrieres."

"Corey Eubanks said he was attacked by the family of Shaquanda Brown during a taping of the Cristina Show on Telemundo Wednesday night. Brown, who was present at the show with her family, was a victim of an illegal 'pumping party' where, investigators say, a concoction including Fix-a-Flat and Super Glue were injected for butt-enhancement."

Another story on the same page was headlined:

"Couple's Spat Ends with Hamster Tossed from 3rd-Floor Balcony"

As TIS once said of one of my earlier posts: "You can't make this stuff up."