A drunk rammed his car into a rescue helicopter that was on the scene of an earlier DUI accident. He told the state trooper who arrested him: "Why was the helicopter flying so low?"
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
