I freakin hate my job. Last night my father came to the resturant to have some drinks with some pals. He winded up getting smashed and dancing the table. Today I had to give the answer, "no my dads not retarded," at least a hundred times.

Why I felt the urge to post this, I have no idea.


"You can shear a sheep many times, but you can skin him only once."
-Amarillo Slim