Poor Sicilian Babe! What did SB do? She just hangs out in the Off Topic houses, being all cool and chilled and stuff. How did she ever get mixed up in this nonsense? Oh, and she's a she, not a he. And why would the Commish put one out on her?

*single tear. She coulda been a contender.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

(cough.)