Your bestest friend? Oh hell, I guess Ill come to the meeting! Its the one close to that river right? Ill tell my driver to stay in the car! I probably wont need to bring my gun right? That Sal Montagna sized hole in the window doesn't worry me a bit, Im sure its just coincidence! Ill see you there, friend!

*Meatballs comes to meeting. Gets shot. Dives through Montagna sized hole in window, jumps across snowy banks of river and dies in the muck screaming "THE WIRE 4 EVA!!!11!!". Surete' finds him and shakes their heads, though forced to concede that yes, The Wire is actually the better show.