See I don't buy Christie's threat.
No I won't crack a joke about having the state pay for a helicopter ride to fly his fatass over to Iowa to "readjust" that voting bloc.
But let's admit it: If you have a chopper, a helicopter ride out to Iowa is a very very very long away. And he's going to get very very very hungry.
Point is, he'll make some buffets rich between Jersey and Iowa. It'll take him a week to make the journey.
