Here's another one from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:
Police arrested a couple who tied up their two-year old and ten-year-old, taped their mouths shut, and hung them upside down from an exercise machine. How'd the cops catch them? The mother photographed the kids--and posted the photos on her Facebook site.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.