Thanks ..Signor choke the chicken,,Now Go get your shinebox!..

My grandfather choked a goat in a foxhole in WW2..it was him or the goat, it wouldn't shut the hell up.

Random Poster:"I'm sorry I didn't go to an Ivy-league school like you"

"Ah I actually I didn't. It's a nickname the feds gave the
Genovese Family."