Read a different story, but getting sucked up or down , poor gal !

I would take either way myself, I don't like elevators. Even the ones you can see oughta. I don't like alot of BS ! And I just had some dumb prick at my door tying to sell something , WTF this season , and people with out money and then this prick wants to sell me something. I told him to get the frick outta hare, and here I am in my bathrobe and shorts and such coming outta the door the poor frick fell down and ran off. What ah dick ! I am sorry , it was a bad thing for this poor lady, guess it is what you called getting wacked. ! Thoughts and prayers to the family.