Herman Cain's top pickup lines

1) Would you like your crust stuffed?

2) You know you get sausage with that order.

3) It's salty but it's good for you.

4) You know you're the same height as my wife...which makes you PERFECT for this maneuver I read about in the Kama Sutra

5) You want a job, don't you???


"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."
Winter is Coming

Now this is the Law of the Jungleā€”as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.