"Hey we have been married 25 years and i have found something that still fits me from when we first got married!".
"Bugger off", i said, "it's a scarf!"
Ha ha ha! That's cute Yogi.
TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK