Here's another from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:

Police booked Christopher Janson on several charges including DUI and felony criminal damage after witnesses told police he drove his car into the sign in front of the First Christian Church in the 1200 block of Willow Creek Road.

Police found Janson, who was later identified as the driver of the car, when he ran in front of the officer's patrol car to the Walmart parking lot, according to the police report.

.he officer noticed that Janson had red, bloodshot, watery eyes, slurred speech and smelled of alcohol, according to the police report.

When the officer asked Janson if he was in the car that crashed into the sign, Janson said he had been sleeping in the back seat, woke up when he heard a bang, got out of the car and ran.
Janson told the officer he did not know who the driver was, Reinhardt said. Yet the passenger of the car and two other witnesses identified Janson as the driver.

After the keys to the car were found in Janson's pocket, Janson told the officer that the driver must have thrown the keys into the back seat as he ran away from the scene, and the keys landed inside his pocket, according to the police report.