The dimwits are out full-tilt here in the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals:

Yesterday's paper reports that a man and woman were arguing in the lobby of a local hotel, and the man asked the clerk to call police. When they arrived, he told them that he had arranged with the woman online to pay $250 to get it on with two hookers at the hotel. When he arrived there, the woman took him to the room, took his money, and told him there'd be only one hooker. Man demanded his money back. When she wouldn't give it, he asked the hotel clerk to call the cops.

The cops listened to his story--and arrested him for solicitation. Idiot!!!

Today's paper has a story about a woman who was beinq questioned about possible shoplifting. She kept falling asleep while the cops were quizzing her. They searched her bag and found a syringe and a deck of heroin. Three felony charges!