Don Carlo . Fuck him! Do Sonny Franzese.

Sonny Franzese is so tough, he prefers doing time inside a piranha tank without oxygen.

Sonny Franzese is so tough, he once shot himself five times in the chest to level the playing field during a war with Albert Anastasia.

Sonny Franzese is so tough, he regularly complains about improving conditions while doing fifty years in solitary confinement.

and finally...
Sonny Franzese is so tough, he once raped Carlo Gambino in front of the commission.