I thought I remembered that there was more, and there was: My wife received this from her sister eight years ago. I won't comment any further. wink

Signor V.

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You Might Be A Michigan Redneck If...


1. You define Summer as three months of bad sledding.

2. You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tigers outfielder.

3. You can identify an Ohio accent.

4. Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.

5. Owning a Japanese car is a hanging offense in your hometown.

6. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

7. The Big Mac is something that you drive across.

8. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.

9. You bake with soda and drink pop.

10. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.

11. You've been to a Little League game that was snowed out.

12. You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.

13. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."

14. The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.

15. You have experienced sunburn and frostbite in the same week.

16. You expect Vernor's when you order a ginger ale.

17. You not only know Kalamazoo exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.

18. Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, Opening Day and Devil's Night.

19. Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have Chevy big block engines.

20. At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State Game.

21. Your year has two seasons: Winter and Road Construction.

22. You know what a millage is.

23. Traveling coast to coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
24. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.

25. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your hand.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."