Originally Posted By: DickNose_Moltasanti

I was at a strip club a few months ago the GOLD CLUB ,,,,My buddy goes to the stripper you almost had me bust a nut....shes like "THATS MY JOB" ...GOTTA LOVE THOSE TRASHY WHORES..THEY SIT ON UR LAP IF U HAVE MONEY N SAY HOW THEY WANNA COME LIVE WITH U N (IN THERE MIND) STEAL ALL UR SHIT DO ALL UR DRUGS, N SPREAD CRABS N STDS ALL OVER THE PLACE


What I do is I go to the shittiest strip clubs where the nastiest whores are. These women have the self esteem of a Chinese factory worker. They're much easier to train. All you gotta be is forceful, take away their phone privileges and feed them cheap wine. Just make sure you get them tested before you let them move in with you.

What's up with the Gold Club these days? Any new VIP specials? Which one do you frequent?


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