Originally Posted By: SC
Why doesn't he just keep his dick in his pants?


Noted social scientists have asked that question for years.
Some of their findings listed below. whistle

I've got women in California, New York and in between
It's a full time operation trying to keep my business clean
-Johnny Winter "I love everybody"

Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?
It's the dog in me. Nothing but the dog in me
-George Clinton "Atomic Dog"

Why does a man go crazy when a woman wears her dress so tight?
It must be the same thing that makes a tomcat fight all night
What makes a man so happy when a woman wears her evening gown?
It must be the same thing that makes a preacher lay his Bible down
-Muddy Waters "The Same Thing"

"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."
Winter is Coming

Now this is the Law of the Jungle—as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.