Vinny,

That was quite funny! I never knew it had been made into a "cartoon." That story (and variations of it) has been going around for many years - actually, I might have an old greeting card with it somewhere in a drawer. I remember that version had to do with green peas:

"I told the waiter I wanna peas onna my plate. The waiter said, 'You better not-a pees onna you plate, you sonnomabeetch!"

It's a classic. lol

Signor V.


"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."