Another that doesn't hold water:

Dominique Strauss-Kahn now claims the sex between him and the chambermaid was "consensual." Asshole. mad

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.