Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
The only way his life could get any better is if Demi Moore made friends with Scarlett Johansson and they both blew him. At the same time.


Given my hatred for this annoying idiot, I think that is the absolute last thing I'd want to read on TMZ.com.

"What is given, can be taken away. Everyone lies. Everyone dies." - Casey Anthony, in a poem, July 7, 2008