Apparently Vince McMahon LOVES the Michael Cole heel character. In reality, he sucks at playing a heel. He goes from being a complete and total asshole to calling matches as a regular commentator, openly commenting back and forth between Josh and King. It's like he has a switch that he can flip at any moment. They should just kill the character off already, relegate Cole to SmackDown, and bring back good ol' JR full time to team up with King on RAW.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis