Interesting question here. Little Nicky is 80 years old and has 22 years left on his sentence. Does anyone know if he is eligable for parole? If he is it could pose a question as to if he will get out of jail alive. Does anyone know?

If he served out his full sentence he would die in jail as he would be 104 years old at the time of his release.

If he was able to be paroled, he could spend maybe a year or so on the outside before he died.


FatGirl:Your cute
Me:Ok
FatGirl:So you wanna buy me a drink?
Me:No
FatGirl:Why not?
Me:Well Its tricky pumpkin,If I buy u a drink, every fat girl in here would think I liked fat girls & ask me to buy them a drink also. See ,I dont like fat girls unless im wasted and given Im only one drink deep so far, so you better buy me the drink honey, cause this 20 bucks aint covering the booze and drive thru ill need to take you home tonight

08/13/2009-jvanley Spanky Bar, 3rd stool from the left