I went to a signing at the Union Square Barnes and Noble to see him, Lilo. My wife was cuckoo for "Morrie," so we shot down and made a night of it. Anyway, I really think he was sitting on a phone book when he was fielding questions. I was going to ask him if he was taller than Mike Lupica, but the Missus threatened to file for divorce right then and there if I did.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.