Defense lawyers are always looking for mitigating circumstances for their clients. They have to work uphill in this town:
Local paper reports today that a woman was being sentenced for a drunken assault on a firefighter. "She is one of the most pleasant defendants I have ever represented," her lawyer brightly told the judge. The woman got 120 days.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
