Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat and says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey, try these on.' So, she did and said 'Well dear they're a little too big, I can't wear them'. So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will'. Ever since that night we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," says Jack.

So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his trousers and says to Jill, 'Here babe, try these on'. So she does and says,"These are too large, they don't fit me." So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't even get into your pants." So Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your damn attitude, you never will".