Originally Posted By: SC
Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Snooki, Lady GaGa, Justin Bieber, Donald Trump, Mel Gibson, OJ Simpson and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar. A fire breaks out and they all die instantly. NOW what are we gonna do?

The media would replace them in about 12 seconds.


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